Imma Be A Memory

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via n-eonsnights)


fagbitch2007:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via braydaaan)


dailybreakingbad:

It appears that Breaking Bad and 500 days of Summer took place in the same universehttp://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/
weepingdildo:

aint gotta tell me twice

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

(via blackpeoplemeeet)


drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

(via braydaaan)


allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

(via blackpeoplemeeet)