May 2013
livinterrupted:
I wish the word “beyond” could be replaced with “Beyonce”.
For example, Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
alanfeels:
they are not my classmates
they are people within my class whom i hate
they are my classhates
normal people: one episode per night
me: one season per night
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
person: i like you.
me: why.
ronaldreaganisdead:
rocks dont move and they are happy
hachikuji:
the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months
